Double Promotion!

I have taken it upon myself to add BAD as my underling to the Guild Of Guilds. BAD, your crown and staff are in the basement...

It has begun!!!

With my new promotion to Super head honcho of the GOW, I have now become a full and honored member of the GOGu.

It is an honor yes, but also a duty. No, not in your pants.

This duty is to make sure everone understands who is in charge around here. Simple answer: I am.

Yes yes, I know, you all are asking yourselves, is this guy saying he is above the Overlord?! Is he crazy!? She shoots lazers out of her eyes! I've seen it!

No no no. I am not "above" the Ovelord. I am more of on her right side. Where I belong. Sure we can try to compare and contrast our powers, but we both know we would be pretty closely matched. I won't say who would be the ultimate winner in the fight, but lets just say that there would be little left of the Earth after it, and if there is anything we hate more than veloure track suits, it's the lack of subjects to grovel before us.

So we won't be sparing off as long as there are plenty of slaves and servants to subjugate.

So anyway, I want to thank the Overlord in her infinite wisdom to join our forces. Together we will rule the world, and any other place we find in space.

Promotion.

As one who has read the latest mess on the blogs regarding a chat room incident in the GOW, I have taken it upon myself to promote BAD from GOW underling to absolute overlord of the GOW. Since everyone already believes that he is supreme ruler then he might as well go along with it. BAD, you have my blessings.

Hoikas on the other hand is only a sidekick due to the fact that he will kick you if he feels you deserve it... So he shall still remain Tsar.

THE OVERLORD HAS SPOKEN!!!

GOC announcement

As Guild Master of The Guild of Comedy, I am very pleased to announce that we are looking forward to continuing our comedic role in the new open source URU.

This decision came about this evening, when I had the Guild of Guilds with me for dinner tonight. I think the smoked Salmon Fettucini I created, was a very wise choice to make. It linked me into a new Guild Bracket Our conversation was very productive, and hopeful.!

The fact that I allowed her to have life, was enough for her to allow me a prime spot in URU. She knew, she owed me one.

Lucky for her, that was the right answer! So, she shall be fed again tomorrow

I have a vision of a new AGE!
An age that has a theatrical and entertaining purpose for ALL performers.

This is a new beginning for us all, and I am eager to share this new step with the entire URU community.

As the GM of the GOGU, I hereby proclaim the GOC as an official guild.

MORE to be around the corner.

I'm sure everyone has read about the newest version of Uru becoming open source. This means that The Guild Of Guilds will not die out. And The GOGU will be able to be there to assist and dictate! I can already see that some guilds will be needing my direction. And since I'm first to call the GOGU mine, no one is more powerful than me... And the really powerful will work with me to make me even more powerful!!!!

Better get your Guilds ready! Judgement day awaits!!!

WTF Part 2

http://www.guildofmaintainers.org/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=712&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=20

So let me get this straight... There was a secret meeting between Chogon and his special list of people from certain guilds? Why the heek wasn't I invited??? I should be in the know by default. I am the Guild Of Guilds dammit, therefore I should know about every little bell and whistle in the community.

Further discussion over at my other blog.

http://overlordtomala.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-am-uru-why-wasnt-i-invited.html

Council Needed.

http://forum.guildofwriters.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2310

My proposal is (currently) to have 3 members from each of these guilds [GoMa, GoW and GoA] serve on the panel, giving a nice round 9 total. Eventually we will have a web-based FCA Application, and those submitted to the panel will be reviewed, commented on and voted on in one central location -- here in [the GoMa] forum. Probably there will be a FCA Panel subforum created just for this purpose, and it will be visible only to current members of the panel. I'm thinking just setting up a simple poll for each application, and each panelist can vote and comment, and the results and a summary of the comments can be returned to the applicant.

However, all of this -- the wording of the form, the process for accepting/rejecting an application, terms and length of panel membership, etc. -- will be discussed among the whole panel once it has been formed. So whoever is selected to be the first wave of FCA panelists will need to be willing to help invent the process.

So, please reply here if you are interested. ... The way I envision it, the panel will change fairly often -- maybe every few months or after a certain number of applications -- depending on how many are on the waiting list. So if you don't make it on the first wave, don't give up!

After reading this I have come to the conclusion that the GOGU requires 27 council members. I've yet to figure out what for, I'll decide on that when we cross that bridge. But we will need someone to make sandwiches and give me a back massage.

I think that's a good start.

Purposes of guilds.

http://www.mystonline.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16146

I think it's obvious what the purpose of this guild is. Now if only I had more guild members to get the message over there...

GOGU's stance on Liaisons

The GOGU has read the following news:

"Shorah,

A new Liaisons Meeting Place's forum has been created at the Guild Of Messengers.

You will find a nice room at the back of our small Inn in the countryside.

It will be mainly about Liaison's work but friendly enough to accommodate all visitors.

With time, we will adapt our format to the demand(s) and we will do our best to make
your visit a pleasant one."


Before all the Guild Liaisons meet with one another, I would like them all to meet with me, as I am the GuildMaster of the Guild Of Guilds. Then we can touch base, since they are guilds and by being the leader of the GOGU, I basically own all of them. Therefore it's more than fair that I know everything they are doing.

WTF?

Ok, I created this two nights ago. How come no one has lined up to kiss my ass? I mean I was expecting a line of followers who would want to kiss my ass.

If nothing happens, I might have to abandon this guild and make a brand new one...

Your Guildmaster calls upon you

Being that I'm a slack overlord, I want people to do some thinking for me. So if you have any ideas I could steal, please post them here so I can use them.