GOGU's stance on Liaisons

The GOGU has read the following news:

"Shorah,

A new Liaisons Meeting Place's forum has been created at the Guild Of Messengers.

You will find a nice room at the back of our small Inn in the countryside.

It will be mainly about Liaison's work but friendly enough to accommodate all visitors.

With time, we will adapt our format to the demand(s) and we will do our best to make
your visit a pleasant one."


Before all the Guild Liaisons meet with one another, I would like them all to meet with me, as I am the GuildMaster of the Guild Of Guilds. Then we can touch base, since they are guilds and by being the leader of the GOGU, I basically own all of them. Therefore it's more than fair that I know everything they are doing.

WTF?

Ok, I created this two nights ago. How come no one has lined up to kiss my ass? I mean I was expecting a line of followers who would want to kiss my ass.

If nothing happens, I might have to abandon this guild and make a brand new one...

Your Guildmaster calls upon you

Being that I'm a slack overlord, I want people to do some thinking for me. So if you have any ideas I could steal, please post them here so I can use them.